Anonymous asked:

How do you feel about the fact that your wife said she would have a threesome with your brothers if you were into that kind of shit? Does she not have a drop of shame in her blood?

thesmallestactofkindness answered:

She said she’d marry them if I was into that kinda thing, she’s always kidding about having 4 husbands because I joke about getting 3 other wives just to bug her. If you’re not 100% sure of what you’re talking about it would be best to not speak. And I’m sure she has a drop of shame in her body, I’ll go look for it and let you know since it’s definitely your business :) :) :) :)


lmaooo I’m sorry no guy would be okay with his wife wanting to have a threesome with their brother???

And hell go look for it????likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE.



Today is our 1 year anniversary and although we can’t spend it together, I wanted to let you guys all know that I’ve been married to the most amazing woman for a full year and can’t wait to see what is waiting for us in the future. Inshallah I’ll still be this excited about it in 50 years :P

On another note, please keep my wife’s family in your du’as. She left last night to fly to her mother’s funeral so if you all could send some prayers/good vibes that way, that would be great.


Anonymous asked:

Salaam Naseem! I hope you're doing great. I think I recall reading about you having the whole Qur'aan memorized by heart? Am I recalling correctly? If so, I have a few questions for your awesome self mashallah. Because I am pondering some things.

thesmallestactofkindness answered:

Wa salaam, yes I do alhamdulilah.


mashallah naseem

The veil

  • Naseem: I don't understand the whole commotion going on over the niqab in England.. Like why can't we just-
  • Ayah: As Muslims, we must be prudent in exposing the intrinsically flawed secular liberal system; its valueless culture causing girls as young as 5 to be insecure about their looks with anorexia annually rising, as well as the ongoing gender inequality debate to mention a few. Clarifying using rational discussions, why banning the niqab is nonsensical, whilst bearing in mind the greater context of secularising the Deen, creating the moderate-extreme paradigm, fuelling a battle between haqq and ba'thil.
  • Naseem: